You put your trousers back on.
It feels cold and wet by your knee.
It feels kind of nice.
You imagine running the whole pair of trousers under the tap and putting them back on.
You wonder if this is some sort of fetish.
Maybe there are websites for wet trouser people.

do you:

search the internet for wet trouser fetishists

go back into the living room and call someone
have a lie down