stay in shower

You stay in the shower.
You start to shiver and your teeth chatter.
You wonder if your penis might actually retract completely into your body, like an animal’s.
You look at your tiny, cold penis in the shower.
‘Oh god,’ you say.
It is very cold.
Eventually you can’t stand it any more and get out of the shower.
You dry yourself with a towel.
You catch sight of yourself in the mirror.
You are making a strange, grimacing face.
You put your clothes back on.

do you:

phone your landlord to make a complaint about the boiler

just forget about it and have a nice time