You pick up the cat figurine.
It is very small.
You have always been very careful with it.
It feels very delicate.
You carefully throw it at the wall.
It bounces off the wall and lands on the carpet.
You pick it up and look at it.
One of it’s glass ears has broken off.
You think ‘Take that bitch’.
You feel very pathetic, suddenly, stood in the living room.
You put the figurine back and pretend it didn’t happen.
go on the internet
have a lie down